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Chris Josephes

Biography

Chris Josephes works as a system administrator for Internet Broadcasting. His past work experience includes Unix/Windows 2000 administration, network engineering, security analysis, web development, and Perl programming.

In his spare time he works on programming projects, volunteer law enforcement work, the outdoors, and extreme sports. He lives in Minnesota with his border collie, Bear.

Visit his web site at www.visi.com/~cpj1/.

Articles

Blog

Your New Server: The First 30 Days

August 17 2008

Last month I went camping with a couple of tech buddies that also share a love of horses and riding. One of the more interesting campfire discussions that came up was the parallels between deploying a server, and starting... read more

Your New Server: The First 30 Days

August 12 2008

Last month I went camping with a couple of tech buddies that also share a love of horses and riding. One of the more interesting campfire discussions that came up was the parallels between deploying a server, and starting... read more

Your New Server: The First 30 Days

August 11 2008

I was camping with a couple of tech buddies that also share a love of horses and riding. One of the more interesting campfire discussions that came up was the parallels between deploying a server, and starting a young horse.... read more

Protect Your Database From Your Webapp

July 24 2008

I've been seeing this SQL Server code running wild for the past few days: DECLARE @T varchar(255), @C varchar(255); DECLARE Table_Cursor CURSOR FOR SELECT a.name, b.name FROM sysobjects a, syscolumns b WHERE a.id = b.id AND a.xtype = 'u' AND... read more

iPhone App Privileges

July 16 2008

"(Twitteriffic/Urban Spoon/Where) would like to use your current location" Once I select "Ok" two times while running the program, the iPhone no longer asks; it assumes the program has carte-blanche to know my location. I haven't been prompted for any... read more

So Long Simon Delivers

July 16 2008

Simon Delivers, the first online grocery store in Minnesota, is shutting down. read more

Activated: Part of a small group, apparantly

July 11 2008

I came, I saw, I conquered, and somehow, I also managed to activate my new 3G iPhone. And I seem to be the only guy I know in my area that has made it past that final step. Early this... read more

Open Source Entertainment

June 27 2008

Big Buck Bunny is 3d animated movie created entirely with open source software. read more

Filesystem Monitoring: You're Doing It Wrong

May 02 2008

This doesn't look good, right? Most open source monitoring tools do filesystem health checking by comparing the current percentage of used space against a set value. If it's is 90% full, send out a warning page; if it's 89%, send... read more

Virtualization: Kicking and screaming....

April 03 2008

I'm working with a product that includes this disclaimer in their support documentation: "Virtual environments, such as VMWare (and others) are not recommended, and thus not supported." I can almost see their point. It'd be pretty daunting to gauge a... read more

Is Hardware Still Commoditized?

March 21 2008

Last week I attended a virtualization seminar. I did not expect a lot from the event at first, but I was surprised by the qualities of the guest speakers. Both had strong backgrounds with VM environments, and they did a... read more

Bitten By The New Mac Bug

March 03 2008

I just bought a new MacBook. A co-worker of mine just bought a new MacBook Pro. To put it another way, we both bought new Apple Laptops....one week before the new models came out. After Tuesday's announcement I looked... read more

Private Podcast Feeds

February 08 2008

A podcasting friend of mine ran into the problem of always having to send the new episodes to his co-hosts for review. Once everyone agreed that it was okay, the show was put live on the RSS feed. Their method... read more

What is the cost of SMS?

January 29 2008

Sam wrote a blog post about the cost of SMS messages. I admire the effort, but I'm not in 100% agreement with his conclusion. I think the goal the author was trying to make is that SMS messages are overpriced,... read more

Problematic perl prerequisites

January 15 2008

I just installed XMLRPC::Lite on a Linux host. You may not have seen this module used too often, but it actually comes bundled in the SOAP::Lite distribution. Installation time of one perl module in a 5.8.8 environment? One hour. Was... read more
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